所谓phd

老萧按:当你需要讨论一个问题的时候,所做的第一件事应该是对这个问题有所界定。讨论一个名词的时候,应该对名词有所定义。这是最基本的学术常识。那么什么是PhD呢。下面从不同的角度给出了这个专有名词的定义。
Patiently Hoping for a Degree 【耐心的期待一个学位】Piled Higher and Deeper (after BS = Bullsh…, MS = More of the Same…) 【这是一个老笑话了,说本科学位的BS其实指的是Bull Shit(牛屎),硕士学位的MS是什么呢,More of the Same(更多的牛屎),那么PhD就是Piled Higher and Deeper (越积越多,一堆牛屎!)】Please Hire. Desperate.【绝望中,请雇用】Physiologically Deficient【生理缺陷!】Probably Headed for Divorce【可能正走向离婚】Probably Heavily in Debt【可能负债累累】Permanent Head Damage【永久性脑损伤】Potential Heavy Drinker【潜在酗酒者】 Professional Hamburger Dispenser….."Would you like fries with that?" 【职业汉堡发派员…..“请问您也要薯条吗”】Pizza Hut Driver【必胜客送货员】Pretty Heavily Depressed【严重忧郁】 PHinally Done! 【终于结束了!】本周三和俺滴人生闹钟兼学术偶像之性感老男人Dr Peterson讨论一篇self-control paper的review问题,Peterson说这是一篇Hacked Paper,这下让我联想到了Phd = Paper Hacking Daemon。今天仔细想一下,Phd 也可以是Paper Hunting Daemon或者类似的。最后太傻有个小孩儿诠释的PHD深深地打动了我~~
他说:PHD=People Have Dreams.
 
最后 MBA的新解是MBA=Mentally Below Average
再接昨日的post:女人的味道 越老越纯 (e.g. Maggie Cheung)   男人的性感 越老越淳 (e.g. Dr. Peterson!)
 
 
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2 comments
  1. Daisy said:

    哈哈哈 你这么喜欢Dr Peterson~

  2. Stephanie囧囧 said:

    Daisy童鞋:唉 自从周三和Dr. Peterson在其办公室私会+倾诉+握手后 花痴症状就一直不见好转= =!

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