老萧疯了!

今天下午,老萧在心理实验室花了3个钟头把Psycho 1AA3的2 credits for experimentrix一次性解决,并且由于成功超时1 hour,获得$20的精神补偿费~~~对比一下最低工资$8/h,老萧暴利哇,而且no tax!!!
不过这实验也真够毁人脑细胞的,昨晚报名时,老萧匆忙之下没注意一行note:you must speak English as if it is your first language~
结果,当白人同学做完时,老萧才做到一半,另外一个韩国人,中途抓狂了,给女朋友发短信,一会儿就失踪了~
这实验的内容是Mini Medical School for Psychiatry,要求受试者现学现卖。先学习四种常见的Psychological Disorder的诊断标准及依据,然后默写,然后analyze 20 Cases as Practice(including feedbacks),然后再analyze 20 Cases as diagnosis phase(without feedbacks),那堆毛毛虫似的蝌蚪文,术语,症状描述或诊断依据要背下来,因为Case Study时除了选择题,还要手动输入理由….The more syndromes you learn, the more ambiguous they are.再加上有词不认识,三小时期间没休息,老眼昏花的老萧最终end up insane~
 
Instructor刚开始就提醒我们,Don’t assess yourself and your family or friends  based upon what you learn this afternoon…..
 
事实上,那些症状描述,刚开始觉得眼熟,后来觉得可怖,最后觉得无聊~
但老萧最终end up insane 不是由于对号入座,而是由于英文太烂,觉得将来专攻Psycho混不下去了…..
ND, 单做症状的近义词辨析就会要了老萧的命…..
 
简单总结一下,趁还没吃饱饭忘事之前:
Four Typical Disorders:
Schizophrenia:Hallucination, Delusion, Disorganised Behaviour, Disorganised Speech
Mania:Increased Energy, Decreasd Need for Sleep, Inflated Self- Esteem, More Talkative
Paranoid Personality Disorder:Distrustful of others, Doubts Fidelity of Partner,  Reluctant to confide in Others,  Reads Hidden Meaning in Daily Events
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:Recurrent Thoughts, Repetitive Behaviour, Difficulty Ignoring Thoughts,  Interfere with Day-to-Day Life.
(以下省略一万字…..)
 
最后,把钱握在掌心的感觉真好,所谓Hot Money!
 
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8 comments
  1. Ares said:

    爆下料,上学期都学啥来啦?怎么一下蹦出了这么多专业术语的?
     
    我又想学心理了…

  2. Jing. L said:

    萧呀! 哈哈,新年快乐哟!!!
    新年新气象嘛~
    一定没有过不去的难事儿呢! 哈哈
    加油! gook luck for you!

  3. SUI said:

    anything wrong with my"srf" so–there are always "AS IF "s in u and me,but when i find sth in real life spectacular,i can keep smiling for all day long, and do not wanna lose it. My family, they `d loved to see that i`m enjoying it. things have been said billions of times,still hope u `ll enjoy it.actually,u do,right?

  4. Lei said:

    佩服佩服.新年快乐~~~

  5. li said:

    妈呀!你写的英语看不懂呀!好友学问呀,懒得查金山词霸了~~~~~~
    提醒我要学习了~~~

  6. Jing said:

    太恐怖了,要是我的话一定学不下去,不过要做变态医生的你一定能坚持住的,呵呵!

  7. sijun said:

    good background music…i like a lot~ good job in psy.come on come on

  8. jennifer said:

    呵呵, 学心理是不是要给人治病啊? 可是心理课很致病啊。 神经脆弱者是经受不住这些词汇的打击的啊…

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